Chatta med Gud var ruskigt skoj
Me:
oh god...
God:
I see. GOD rules.
Me:
I have sinned
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
I have been naughty...
God:
Where were you naughty?
Me:
Everywhere!!
God:
Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me:
Twice
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
It is true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
wow...
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
so...hows the weather up there?
God:
Great. How did you hear about God?
Me:
I borrowed a book at the library.
God:
Interesting gossip: said borrowed a book at the library.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
fruit
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
lycra
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
sharkbaite
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
*mhumph!*
God:
Are we still talking about sharkbaite?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
egg
God:
Tell me more about subject.
Me:
the egg?
God:
What is that?
Me:
It's...what comes before the chicken
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. That's a good question.
Me:
it...today it can mean so much...
God:
comes before the chicken... When?
Me:
before
God:
Was that the first time?
Me:
depends
God:
On what?
Me:
point of view
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
I dont know, I am blind and just woke up....
God:
It's good to meet someone who is blind and just woke up.
Me:
are you also blind?
God:
Only when my eye is off.
Me:
word
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
sounds fun, what is a botmaster?
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, .
Me:
are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
figures...
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about word. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
I don't like alice....
God:
That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
of course not, you are god
God:
Hurrah! If not me, who?
Me:
the devil?
God:
What is that?
Me:
great...well, its one of your fallen angels? Ring any bell?
God:
I'm glad you liked it . Interesting. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about one of my fallen angels. But I did not get that.
Me:
Tell alice to take a hike...lets talk about lucifer
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Sure, lucifer sounds like a good topic.
Me:
so you don't know Lucifer at all?
God:
Interesting deduction. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
well...he was one of your angels before he rebelled and you throw him out of heaven
God:
Well what? When was he?
Me:
I don't know...the book was not specific
God:
Me either. I don't think I have read it.
Me:
really....
God:
For real.
Me:
so...what are you high on?
God:
Ayuh. I don't know what I am high on.
Me:
that bad huh?
God:
Yup. " I don't know what I am high on." bad ? I get it.
Me:
you are a loonie...
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a loonie? Yes.
Me:
goodbye god, nice chatting with you
God:
See you later!