"A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow. "We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB."

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Visserligen är historien gammal som gatan, men likväl ganska kul :P

Det råder väl dock inget tvivel om tt överdriven använding av PHP kan ge snarlika effekter...